This small dusty book contains a poem Written by a slave owner and is an account Of the execution by hanging of one of his slaves Who was accused of brutally raping A white woman in her own house It was written just over two hundred years ago And is a fine and moving poem […]

I once owned a large slave ship At that time I was married to a white mermaid It was during one of these dark voyages That I was told about the black mermaids Who could be found in the southern seas I kept a look out for many years Without meeting Any of these alluring […]

See that guy over there Which one The guy selling the sunglasses What about him His name is Felix And he has been selling sunglasses There in front of the hotel For forty six years How do you know My father remembers him He looks pretty ancient That is because he is ill Is it […]

I recognised an extra in the latest James Bond movie I worked with her some years ago in a small office She appears in two scenes And then vanishes She is not seen again

A tiger stalks its prey in my zen garden But finds no vulnerable creatures The tiger is careful to avoid the coloured glass Which I collected from the promenade mosaics There is also glass from automobile accidents Which is larger but less colourful Than the other decorations

I have just watched a Plus Sized (Fat) WoMAN Bad mouth A beautiful song by Queen Which has been enjoyed By millions of people To this PLUS SIZED WOMAN I ask two questions When was the last time someone actually desired you When was the last time that someone actually fucked you I once wrote […]

Every poem needs a tube train What are you reading Joe A book of poetry I found it on a Liz Line train over the weekend What is in in the book Poems Poems Sarky There is one poem written by a chap who is not really considered a poet Who is that Spike Milligan […]

Hi guys this is Matthias He is replacing Iscariot Where is Judas I am not sure He is probably hanging out somewhere As you know he is not exactly The flavour of the month at present

Where have you been Zebedee Fishin How do you know where the fish are They are usually in the sea I cannot remember seeing any elsewhere But there are many ways to fish I tend to look out for the seals and the gulls Why They follow the the shoals Do you feel happy when […]

Hi Zebedee Where have you been I have not seen you for such a long time I spent three days in Florence Was it nice It was really good But I am a little sore After all that excitement