I had planned for the whole event To last two days Two hours Two minutes And two seconds Our event attracted a great deal of interest People were very kind And brought us refreshments And one kind shopkeeper Gave Julia a nightshirt As she thought she might get cold Because I was using a summer […]

Last year I asked Julia to sleep pm a futon Im the middle of a shopping precic I am wriying this pom whist sittomg on a chair The idea was that I could watch her dream The diff was that I was blindfolded Hence the many spelling erroes

In New York There is a park Which is called The High Line As I was walking Its length I came across A Pink Tree Which I liked A great deal As pink is my Favourite colour

There is a palm print on your window What were you doing before I arrived Watching the buses come and go And I was waiting for you Really Yes I was

Today when walking through Hyde Park I saw my twin Reading a book I had written The Dead of Europe

Wear red coats with silver buttons And carry guns loaded with silver words

Abandon me now you cheap fucking whore I do not need you any more as you disgust me My endless white thoughts are my life now Every flower in my garden Mocks you without guilt As you are quite diseased B.l.a.c.k A.n.g.e.l.a

I must confess that I do not like cross dressing men And because of that I killed a DRAG Queen With my late father’s wartime gun This creature was due to read To a class of innocents at a local school Which was a crime against decency As this pervert had disappeared I was asked […]

I can clearly see into my neighbours flat They have curtains but never use them I am intimate with their lives Today the girl opposite fetched an Alka Seltzer As her boyfriend was farting a great deal I watched her in the kitchen Her breasts are bigger and more prominent than mine Although my bum […]

We were lying in bed when I farted You suggested an Alka-Seltzer And walked into the kitchen naked To fetch one for me I farted again The girl across the street Watched this drama unfold Undressed and fetched her girlfriend A glass of water and two Alka-Seltzer tablets Even though her girlfriend was in Nicaragua […]