Author: Stuart Miller-Osborne

  • In Memoriam

    Sadly this story is part true as I knew this chap We both liked poetry  I thought his work was the best thing since sliced bread  Whereas he thought mine to be pretentious shit  His suicide is true as one day he went out on an errand  Climbed a fence and travelled to Devon  I […]

  • Interested in Cats

    You are either a dog person or a cat person I once knew a manager of a shoe shop Who deeply loved his beautiful grey cat Sadly his cat died before reaching maturity This shattered the poor fellow and he suffered a breakdown A few months later he jumped in front of a train His […]

  • Brahams Hungarian Dance No 5

    On a hot Kent afternoon  Alison and I were playing  Brahams Hungarian Dance No 5 On our aging piano  Our pleasures could  Be clearly heard  Throughout the village  It was noticeable  How many people were dancing  Quite happily In their shaded gardens  Alison Smith & Eric Price

  • Lux my Fair Falcon

    Pearl divers have long Since vanished Into a patchwork Of brittle corals

  • A Balance of Mathematics

    Lettre à la Mer Mon Fol Amour 

  • Ride the Wild Wind

    The life of man is not logical It is merely chronological Later today I plan To ride the wild wind I will be detested and loved In equal measures

  • Lux my Fair Falcon

    On a empty pier A silence reigns You have since faded From my demanding view

  • Lulworth 2018

    What a beautiful girl UR UR What a beautiful girl UR What is that Jimmy Jim It is a poem Written on a piece Of powder paper Which I created for Janey Jane I used a blue wax crayon Dipped in pink To achieve the desired effect What a lovely man You are You are […]

  • Warning

    Those who imagine Themselves to be God Will be the first to fade

  • Sinner

    I have knowingly sinned Many more times than you The only difference I hold Is a realisation of what I do