Grahame always carried A black cloth In case he spilt his xoffee He was sitting in a diner When a group of punks walked in They spilt his xoffee Whilst tormenting a waitress Grahame took a dim view of this And insisted that they apologise This did not happen and one drew a knife He […]

Figure on a shore Hanging mists Obscure its features

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You know that I am your ballerina Very much How does it make you feel I feel full of happiness How many other men Are lucky enough to be loved By a beautiful ballerina You know that I am your train driver Very much How does it make you feel I feel full of happiness […]

Mrs Mozart Thompson was a prolific writer of children’s stories She also ran a poetry circle for new and mature poets in Hol’e Hol’e Mrs M.T .kept many of her published volumes on a shelf above the fireplace The trouble was that shelf was balsa weak and falling books Often killed the local pedigree cats […]

Shall we swim I did not bring a costume It is very quiet here I will if you will Shy I am very shy We are both the same The trouble is that we are not I am a beautiful girl With impeccable manners And you are an orange crane

Found An unidentified creature On the road Five minutes From the motel I took it to a vet Three tours Who was unable To identify the creature But thought it was a mouse Or at least an elephant Godcame tome inadream He was full of gratitude As Jesus had been hitching Without wearing His reflective […]

Large clear windows With desert views Each room is different But subtly identical At four minutes past four An accident occurred On the road outside A cyclist was hit by a car Thankfully the girl was not hurt Although a doctor Who was staying at the motel Checked her out His family stayed with her […]

When are you coming in When I am ready You will freeze to death Here borrow my sweater Your Christmas sweater Yes It has Newcastle United Written on it That is because I support Newcastle United It was a present from my mum Your mum has no taste You look like an overgrown child What […]