Author: Stuart Miller-Osborne

  • Erotic Poems

    Woman Masturbating  I have a print on my wall It is called Woman Masturbating By the Austrian artist Egon Schiele It was given to me when I left the church And gathers a great deal of attention When I have guests around for Sunday Tea This puts me at a simple advantage As they ignore […]

  • Black Moon

    I have spent some hours at an upper window Searching for the moon in the night sky But I have not witnessed its silver journey The sky is clear and many stars are visible Yet I cannot see the moon in her rich theatre  

  • Nurse Hill and John Paul Jones

    For the last few years I have been suffering from a green disease Which in short means that I turn green unless I take a daily bath To this end I have employed Nurse Hill to bathe me each day As I am unable to do so myself due to the restrictions of this trivial […]

  • Tea with Bill and Lao Tzu

    I have just three things to teach  Simplicity patience and compassion  These three are your greatest treasures   Over to you Bill   You understand simplicity well And appreciate its well being   But you are not a patient man You expect rapid results   You are compassionate by nature But do not expect it […]

  • Garages

    When one is unwell a hot water bottle Is considered to be your only friend I do not dispute this fact But do believe that garages Have an important role to play In one’s full and speedy recovery       Outlaw

  • The Road to Freedom

    There is a rough standing contractors road Which branches off from the coastal path It is about one hundred a fifty yards in length And fades into the shingle beach and then the sea I quite often wander along it with my eyes closed A canvas under my arm and mixed paints in my bag […]

  • There is another world but it is in this one

    An Irish poet once said this I considered his words when looking At an early flower blush pink What worlds do you see That are vacant to my eye I cannot even guess at them As my thoughts remain closed         WBY

  • Talking to the Sea

    I chatted with the sea today I did not howl or cry As I normally do I just listened as the sea Told me about her problems And then I discussed mine Nothing really new emerged From our gentle discussions But we both felt better afterwards   In a way I am lucky As my […]

  • April’s Fish

    Do you realise Anna that until 1558 March the 32nd existed I do not believe you As today is the Day of Fools Well just check here What is it It’s a book of poetry by Eloy d’ Amerval He explains this in detail in his mammoth poem Poisson d’ Avril It seems that in […]

  • The Woman at the Bus Stop

    We have a bus stop in our coastal village Which is almost covered in undergrowth But it serves its purpose as an adequate shelter During the days of rain and cloud Tell me about the woman at the bus stop Anna There is not much to tell apart that she lives in the village With […]