Was that one of yours Joe No it was written Many years ago Maybe by the poet It is far too good for me If you like I will commission Three tee shirts For our amazing voyage The next time I am in a city

I had a very beautiful teacher Miss Olivia Oliphant I was very attracted to her She was my ideal woman Like me she liked outward bound I was fifteen and she was thirty two On one such trip she asked to shower with me Because her facility was not functioning I almost died of happiness […]

Although we are not particularly Attracted to each other Sandra and I decided To sleep together It also saved money on the room Later we watched a programme On one of the cable channels Cooking in the Nude We now know how to create gateaux Red White and Green

Sandra and I share a studio Opposite the new tram stop This is very handy Aswe boyh woij in town Thw name of our stio Is Non Naturiste On Pink Line One

Sandra and I were searching for rare butterflies The hot weather had encouraged flocks To descend of the abandoned print works Both Sandra and I enjoy photography And share a love of painted oil drums We found such a drum near the sidings And filled it with spring water filtered blue

About twenty years ago There was a building boom Many villas went up In a matter of months And then the earthquake struck The new money ran out And the island was lost Only the bleached bones now remain Which at the time of our visit Were being saturated by nature Sandra had agreed to […]

The only sound that I could hear Was the sleeping moon As it hung above the sea

The party was swinging But I only determined a hum So faint as to fade in seconds

As we travel south we often stay In bold chateaus of many colours My lovely wife adores loose cotton dresses And matches each dress to each chateau

My cuts and bruises are slowly healing But I cannot disguise them As we have returned to Montalivet For our annual holiday in France I saw Yvonne and Edwina Sax Using the outdoor showers Along with the chap from the train I wish I could have joined them