Author: Stuart Miller-Osborne

  • A Divine Book of Pebbles

    On most mornings you will find me on the beach Collecting pebbles that resemble the moon   However during the night that has just passed I collected pebbles by the light of the full moon     Stella Luxembourg 2021

  • Stella Luxembourg

    My brother has a collie dog He calls it Stella Luxembourg My sister does not have a dog Her name is Stella Luxembourg  

  • Paris in September

    You are still wearing a short skirt And your long tanned legs remain exposed Summer appears to be still with us   After a walk through the woods I came out taller than the trees It was then that I saw the autumn clouds As they lingered on the edge of our city     […]

  • Hotel Vienna

    I have called my Collie Dog Hotel Vienna For no particular reason Other than that I am the editor Of the Fife Times   At present I am dating A pink plastic washing line I was previously married To a green washing line   But we grew apart When I moved Into this apartment

  • Bath Before I Know It

    Tiny Tim Tim Tim Collapsed on stage Or so I am told Whilst singing Tiptoe through the Tulips   I am waiting for a train That will take me to Bath

  • Purple Petals

    At the end of a short woodland path I found a sea of stinging nettles That were smothered By thousands of purple petals   Dance Scene Dance Scene Be Seen Be Seen Be Seen in Green Silver Green Be Seen Be Seen in Silver Green Dance Scene Dance Scene Dance Scene

  • Stanley Sweetheart

    What magic thoughts will you share with me As we lay naked on your aunties bed   You told me that you respected me And then drew a detailed castle on my fat arse   I love your creation so much that it is unlikely that I will ever shower So do capture its likeness […]

  • Letter to Jane

    Darling Jane It takes a lot to understand the space that surrounds us I certainly do not know of all its secrets But the space of this area is benevolent And that is all we really need to know   Stanley

  • Owain Wynne Evans

    Oh Owain Owain Wynne Evans Come to the fields with me And after a couple of poems We can go to mummy’s for tea

  • Sea Rain

    Oh come on come on sea rain Ruin my holiday for me I have worked so hard this year For a few days by the sea   Happy Days  August 2021 was more cloudy that normal With many days being given over to rain I have always looked forward to my holidays But this one […]