The world is in a bad state There is a possibility of war I have spent the last week Protecting my loved ones The will suffer no harm I am a Soldier of God And the Devil’s assassin

This country is riddled by those who have no right to be here Do you mean the illegals Joe Amongst others If these creatures were deported Back to their sewers of origin Then this country would be cleansed All of our innocents would be safe The economy would change almost overnight What would your role […]

I am sitting in the sauna With Elfine Guitar and Marie This is my first visit to Finland They have told me How white Finland is Which I do not dispute The Finns are a handsome race Nordic in appearance And as gentle as lambs I will not be able to finish this travel poem […]

I am sitting in the sauna With Marie Guitar and Elfine This is my first visit to Finland

Joe You are a football man For all my sins You have visited many clubs Yes it is a pleasant but sometimes a sobering occupation What are your impressions Most clubs are very friendly Especially the smaller ones This said some of Premiership clubs Can be quite featureless Including my own club They have little […]

The apples glow in the orchard When the brittle lake sings

As I walked away from the railway station I noticed a broken angel Half hidden in the undergrowth This is not my song

Will no one rid me of this turbulent priest I heard this question in a dream This is all that was said I then became aware Of a small red patch On his pristine white shirt A violence had taken place Was I the perpetrator My dream then faded from reality

Joe when I broke up with Mary-Lou I had a great desire to fuck Josie A lot of people have said that to me I can remember visiting your place in Richmond And looking at the nude photographs of Josie Lonely in their frames in different rooms Whose idea was it to do this Josie […]

My then girlfriend was less than subtle When telling people about my love for hamsters In certain peoples eyes I was a bit of a joke She did not really know the damage she was doing Did you get your own back Stephen I did I did I did I did I did I did […]