Author: Stuart Miller-Osborne

  • iamanalien

    Finnish Girl never start what you cannot finnish   I intend to put this play on play in each phone box I find in Folkestone     Eating Greek Food Jane and I visited the harbour arm in Folkestone Whilst we were there We found the blue Santorini bus As we were hungry we purchased […]

  • Shitting in your neighbours garden and blaming the dog

    You will always be fond of me  I represent to you all the sins  You never had the courage to commit   I wrote this quote from dear Oscar on an envelope As I crouched near your summer house Shitting You had fucked me off for many months with your snobbery I know that you […]

  • The Leas (Folkestone)

    High above the beach with extensive views out to sea This beautiful promenade is quite quite stunning  It was designed by Decimus Burton  The gentleman architect    That is how I started my letter to you You had sent me a letter two weeks previously Home Thoughts From Abroad  Which detailed your missionary work In […]

  • maggots

    on the harbour arm not far from the former signal box i found a dead fish quite how it got there was a mystery as it had no right to be on the quayside in death this was the first time that i had ever seen a dead fish maggot wretched staring out to sea […]

  • The Plains Indians

    The Indians have left the plains Only their ghosts remain They will not leave       Graffiti Folkestone Kent August 2021

  • The Iron Man

    Whether I see you is dependant on the tides But if my understanding is correct Then I should be able to see you today I will be able to stand next to you Naked Jane will photograph our bums Iron Flesh Identical But the flesh is weak It feels the chill wind I will soon […]

  • Carousels On The Baltic Coast

    From the deck of my white ship I can see scores of white buses On the lanes that lead to the coast They are always there waiting   At night I can see illuminated carousels Spinning wildly in the winter winds Nobody is riding the stationary horses And as a sailor I have become used […]

  • Kostofini

    Rides on tube trains Likes travelling underground Always wears black Is not a Goth Tall but excessively so She/Her Writes but does not publish This is her first poem Be Kind

  • Richard is Blue

    WHEN I am dead and over me bright April Shakes out her rain-drenched hair, Tho’ you should lean above me broken-hearted, I shall not care. I shall have peace, as leafy trees are peaceful When rain bends down the bough, And I shall be more silent and cold-hearted Than you are now.   Many have […]

  • Deal Town 1 Chatham Town 1

    I had waited nearly a year To see a live football match But along came a summer storm And the game was abandoned at half time The seagulls won on penalties I hear I do like God’s sense of humour