My name is Andy Day I am a teacher and I live in Guildford My girlfriends name is Mary But she has always been called Eternity Because she takes so long to do anything If she starts cooking dinner at seven It is likely that we will not eat to eleven And when she bathes […]

Coot Hoot Soot Dyed Her Clothes Sky Blue Sky Blue Sky Blue When Asked To Explain Her Actions She Said It Just For Me And You  

I always stand at the door quite naked And wish you a safe journey You do the same for me People might think that this behaviour is rather curious But it is the greatest expression of love That we can give to each other For if we do not return This is the image that […]

Waste  

Drama  

Wheat fields vendor property combine harvester  

Lonely killer finds solace whilst imprisoned  

I purchased a garage on the main road to Devizes When I went to view my property I found only open fields Seeking revenge I stole a combine harvester And harvested the wheat I later drowned the vendor In a silo that had been made in Spain