What time is the next train  Four Fifteen  Should that not be sixteen fifteen  We work on a twenty four hour clock now  Is it going to Garrison  All trains go to Garrison  Do you sell eggs  What makes you ask that  Because it is noted on the blackboard  Then I suppose we sell eggs  What […]

Joe  When I was in Canterbury I witnessed an incident  I suppose it was an amazing piece of theatre  In short there had been an altercation  Between a motorist and a lycra fascist  As far as I can see it was caused  When the chap in the car discovered  That he was being filmed by a camera  Which […]

Do you realise that there are two sets of twins in this room  Which one of you is the eldest  Elena  Elena is the eldest  You look very alike  Elena is taller than me  Not by much  I agree  Apart from gender Joe and Josie are identical  Raven eyes Raven hair Raven Looks  The Spanish and […]

Having been raised in Somerset it was something of a culture shock  His new parish was in Kew as like his father before him he had became a vicar  My father hoped that I would follow in his footsteps  I had considered this but there was a creative streak in me  My father recognised this and […]

I have known you forever Janice  But we have never been lovers It is better that way as you favour green girls  You are an unusual artist as you colour  Your pubic hair with organic dyes  The vary depending on the month  November is vio;et  December cimzon  January grey and son on  I photograph your lucuary mpund  And […]

miller-osborne Stuart <stuartmilerosborne@gmail.com> Tue, Nov 26, 2024, 7:41 AM to me

I have just moved into the flat of Viola Gresham  It is a large flat that overlooks Holland Park  And I am I think very happy here  Although I do find it strange  That the flat is so sparsely furnished It seems quite unloved  Viola pops in from time to time  But always seems distracted  I feel that she […]

Many people who know me think that I am a cunt who is so far up his own arse that he cleans his teeth from the inside Joe Thank You Josie 

at a cost of less than three hundred pounds  you were erected  to serve a remote community  which soon faded  into obscurity  you were closed  without ceremony  some years ago  nothing remains 

Joe  Josie  Sorry I was in the shower  I have seen it all before  No not that  Have you read today’s newspaper  I read my newspapers online  Then I will drive a train  Swallowed a joke book again sis  It is your joke book bro  What do you think of the Pope  He is a […]