This is my current address You can contact me here I apologise for the radio silence As I have been working hard on this poem The best time to chat to me is between nine and twelve

Mate I have just noticed an ad In a trade newspaper Looking for a few mongs To take part in a porno movie Whose working title is as above I thought I had seen everything It is set in a donkey sanctuary There must be a market For these movies somewhere I have my suspicions […]

Occasionally and I stress occasionally One comes across an unmistakable link to the past This happened to me the other day When I noticed a girl milk of skin With the most beautiful copper hair She reminded me of the Empress Sisi I think I was the only one who noticed this similarity

It snowed last night Without a murmur The white lands are glowing Late morning light

At 13:25 on the 20th of October 2024 Three people two men and a girl Waved at the Ashland Station webcam Which is near the ornate town clock This was a deliberate act of happiness On a pleasantly warm day In the background many of the trees Were slowly changing colour

Hi Joe Wright Who was that gorgeous girl you were with Sephine Janice thought that she was very beautiful We are good friends Nuffsaidmate I thought that you would like this Janice starts planning for Chrimbo Usually in June There I am enjoying the tits on the beach And I am being asked if Peter […]

Joe Elena is arriving on the sixteenth And is looking forward to meeting you Not to mention Sephine Cora is super excited Athens Richmond Josie and Cora Joe and Sephine Forgot to mention Mummy is visiting Aunt Jenkins So she will be popping in I wish you were not so busy bro As you seem […]

Sadly we are many miles apart You are chatting to Virginia I am on the North Yorkshire Moors I wish you had been able to come with me But our lives are complex and quite busy Earlier today I walked Rufus as I always do I walked in the grass without shoes It was a […]

Even the Cola signs Are rusting here in the desert The sublime mysteries Of the dry winds Still continue to confuse me Last year a biker chick Asked me if she could stay Working for her bed and board I do not know her name So I call her Cassie After my late dog Which […]

Was a password we used When April entered the room If she was wearing A baby pink cardigan We were on our guard Weather for Flagstaff: Conditions are Cloudy with a temperature of 32F (0C). The wind is blowing from the SSW at 2mph (3km/h) and the current humidity is 98% Message received and understood