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Happiness
Joe when I broke up with Mary-Lou I had a great desire to fuck Josie A lot of people have said that to me I can remember visiting your place in Richmond And looking at the nude photographs of Josie Lonely in their frames in different rooms Whose idea was it to do this Josie […]
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Portrait of an Idiot as a Young Man
My then girlfriend was less than subtle When telling people about my love for hamsters In certain peoples eyes I was a bit of a joke She did not really know the damage she was doing Did you get your own back Stephen I did I did I did I did I did I did […]
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Siesta
Where were you Joe I was worried about ewe Ewe said that ewe were Going to take a nap But when I returned Ewe had vanished Do not stress Josie I just decided To visit our Jewish aunt Funny man Joe Always playing with words I have just read Your essay on toxic masculinity Your […]
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City Of Five
In the Bay of Bays Not far from its lighthouse The mysterious City of Five Can be seen at low tide Many of my most popular books Are set in the immediate area Steve Berry
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Fry
Fry Came To Dye In Rye Said Loo Miss With Ay Sigh
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Chocolate Dogs
About a month ago I was enjoying a bar of chocolate In a small space of safety When a distressed woman Approached me I was told that I had poisoned her dog The dog was named Kierkegaard After its birth mother
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Favourite Philosophers
Joe Nora Who is your favourite philosopher That is an absurd question Who That is an absurd question He lives at Pine Tree Cottages On No Farm Road Where is that Near your family farm
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Walking History
There are certain days throughout the year When the weather conditions are just right The dream sea cools glows and mirages fall Creating hanging cities in the raw blue skies 25/3
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A City Through Green Eyes
When I was a child I watched our bombers Flying upside down In the wartime skies Dropping bombs I was later told That this was the reason That we lost the war
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Fin du voyage
What is your favourite poem Joe The Soldier by Rupert Brooke Read it to me Only if you promise to get better Sephine Why do you like this poem Because it portrays an England That no longer exists An England long since betrayed by traitors Whose bones are now just dust Whilst these creatures Still […]