A paper tiger cut through the air It left a small entry hole in the glass And embedded itself into my knitted pillow Twenty minutes later an apple exploded Followed by a green and red cereal packet The hunters had arrived in the white city And were nearing the Confus a Bar on Pilsner Street

Josie I have hearrrd rumours That Joe took LSD at the crucifixion Is that true Yes Why did he take LSD In my day that would have been seen as disrespectful Times on the Move (I have left my newspaper on the train) I ask again why did he take LSD Whilst witnessing the c…

Why did you flash your breasts to the pope He promised to discuss The mysteries of gold But did not speak to me Why did that both(er) you Have you noticed that I am growing A third leg Will you paint your toenails Blush black I wanted to discuss this with the pope Before my…

Robert would you what you are seeing I find your painting very confusing It is obviously a crucifixion But why are so many mothers Feeding their babies in the crowd

Does it always rain like this In the winter yes But it is mid July You are soaked Diana Pop into Anne’s room Where you will find dry clothes I will pour you a whiskey Did you paint this Yes What is its title The Green Butler Why did you call it that Because the…

I have discovered an unusual fact What is that Martin Marrin Sir Walter Walter Raleigh Have you heard the story Of the puddle and Queen Elizabeth No He is said to have placed his cloak Over a puddle For the Queen to walk over It was an act of chivalry To gain her great favour…

Joe Sam Long time no see For me it was Long time too much sea How are you Mending My nose injury was more serious than I thought You were hit by a boon I was hit by my own stupidity It was like standing on a railway line And wondering why a train hits…

Susan waited for the returning crews And greeted them in a joyful manner Whenever they visited the hotel bookshop They frequently brought her exotic gifts

From her hotel bedroom Susan watched as her planes Vanished in to the milk clouds But she had no plans to fly Her duties in the hotel bookshop Prevented her from travelling So she read about visiting False countries distant from her own

Last night I dreamt About a black snake Eating its own tail Although this was not A pleasant dream I felt strangely comforted