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  • Marisol Muse

    I own a small gallery Within a desert It is named Marisol Muse After my wife I sell many of My sand paintings And sand sculptures From this obscure cave

  • no saunas were harmed

    during the filming of this documentary let me make this clear chrissy and i signed up to explore the world of saunas as it was a free holiday we were both from the countryside and were used to being nude in company having been friends for many years people said we were being brave appearing…

  • lulu

    why are you holding my hand lulu do you love me no then what are you doing i am reading your palm really what does my future hold you will die in thirty four minutes how do you know that i am going to die because you are sitting on a railway line the express…

  • speedboat

    if you let me see your breasts then i will give you my speedboat but you are blind mark you have been blind since birth what advantage would you gain my father is an industrialist he is very rich i receive a new speedboat each month I have no desire to see your breasts even…

  • i only sleep with catholic sheep

    why because of the holy water holy water yes sheep why sheep they are not sheep i may be many things but i draw the line with sheep it is improper to to take advantage just for the holy water although that said on hot days it is very practical

  • is this real

    yes what a beautiful shirt may i have it no why because i am wearing it it would look better on me than you here is my deal if you give me your shirt i will let you read my magazine your magazine is very predictable if i give you my shirt then i will…

  • The Marrakesh Bus

    I was on a walking holiday with Hilary In the Southern Counties of England It was a hot summer which made us lazy So we often travelled on the local buses All went well until we caught An orange and white bus From a obscure bus stop deep in Kent We were expecting the number…

  • Silly Girl Has Her Finest Thought

    Do you realise that Klingons Do not exist Silly Sister Girl My name is Silly Girl Klingons are not hedgehogs But characters from Star Trek Star Trek what was Star Trek all about Star Trek I would think What makes you say that My mouth my tongue And my various oral facilities What makes you…

  • Silly Boy goes to Sea

    Silly Boy Silly Sister Silly Mummy said that you caught A Spanish movie the other day Is that true No Silly Mummy said you did Well I did not actually Catch a Spanish movie As one cannot catch Spanish movies Unless they fall off of the shelf In the projection room or in transit Tell…

  • My Brother Jack

    Has an obsession about visiting Australia But he cannot affords the fare required So I have bought him a field a fork and a spade So that he might dig a great hole near our farm That was a year ago and he has now reached The sewer pipes and the tangled roots Of the…