I am a War Correspondent In world that has run out of wars Last year I picked up a hitchiker Who said that she had been mugged All I ever found out about her Was that her name was Anne And that she was from Le Mans I gave her some money To enable her […]

A Bunch of Flowers I am easily pleased A Summer Dress So very thoughtful Thor is in Love

I seem to have been corresponding all day Alice But it is always a pleasure to chat to you And yes it is true that Josie and I when we remember Gift the 1965 Churchill Crowns to any visiting brats I have quite a large collection of them Our reasoning is that Churchill was a […]

Martha I think it was Larkin who said That they fuck you up And you pass this on to your own brats (thankfully Josie and I do not have this problem) (two heads or maybe the odd socialist) Well our parents certainly did not fuck us up Everything we are is because of them And […]

Roberta Josie will be back in the UK in a couple of weeks She is currently moving around Italy possibly Venice I will keep you updated As I am sure that she is keen to meet Robert I am sorry I missed your wedding but you know the reason why Waterloo thank you for recommending […]

Joe Thank you for the update on Josephine She was neither very bad or very good During our time together in the South But she worried us A swan with a broken wing Cora seems to be very good for her This brings us both a great happiness I loved your comments about the Olympics […]

Scatter Squires Writes to me He sends Erotic Love Notes Which is a problem As I am blind Julie

I went to the zoo yesterday And saw a number of primates My favourite was named Guy

Please pass the water It has been a humid night Our sheets are soiled Passions can be so cruel

Julie and I were watching trains From the riverside embankment It is an erotic century I said As I slipped my hand Into her pristine panties And touched her flooded bush Scatter Squires