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  • Beautiful Eyes

    During my time as a journalist I met the terrorist Margit Kauffman on a number of occasions She had led an incredibly violent life And killed political opponents without thought When she was cornered she killed a couple of cops Before being captured and cruelly assaulted Margit Kauffman had been incarcerated for over six years…

  • A Decent Chap

    Late last year I managed to leave my harp on the train to Cambridge This said I was not disadvantaged for very long as a fellow traveller Turned up at the Leopold Memorial Hall with my harp in his pocket He told me that his name was Stanley and that he had been born in…

  • The Edith Poems

    If you kill a cockroach You are a hero If you kill a butterfly You are evil Morals have aesthetic criteria I have written this in my notebook As I did on my first visit Nothing has really changed The marsh looks as empty As it did in April And although the air is chilled…

  • Fading Kent

    The days are getting greyer The weeks shorter We have been promised colour Although the skies are still flat Edith

  • Goodbye London

    I should be putting my hands Around your throat But that will not happen Because I am a gentle creature Who is full of love Edith

  • Crumbs in Kent

    I should have called this Crumbling Kent As my county boasts A large number of derelict And decaying buildings I find this very sad We should cherish our past And not let it fall into ruin George Crumbs at Large

  • Trop de Joie

    I strolled into my summer garden At the beginning of the third hour And danced in sequence with the moon

  • Little Mouldings

    Are you still living at number six At present yes but I am planning to move Are you still living opposite The daughters of Mr Jacobs Yes I was told that the family had moved back to Israel Mr and Mrs Jacobs moved three months ago But Rachel and Noa stayed in Little Mouldings As…

  • Anne/Andrea Allen

    What is this book Piers It is a novel published about twenty years ago I cannot say that I have heard of it It was famous in its time because of its history The manuscript was found on a train in Crewe It was given to me by Andrea Allen Would I like it Possibly…

  • Finale

    When I am in Faversham I am reminded of Russia Who said that I did a couple of sentences ago Have you ever been to Russia No Then how can you compare it to the Motherland Because it evokes a sense of bounty and vulnerability Faversham Yes Why Because some old fart collapsed on the…