Claudia Jeanne and Guy Had spent most of their time On the beach Their first full day Was drawing to a close They were sitting on a terrace Chatting joking and enjoying wine The day as it faded softened Candles and lanterns were drawn In the distance fireworks Lit up the sky Festivals were popular […]

Wait for me on my armchair By the cottage fire I have carved this on the butt Of my rifle Just to remind me that this war Is an imaginary war All wars are imaginary wars Spread the word

On train again Do not worry Josie I knew about it All along Rachel told me About it At the time Was I bothered No Joe (that rhymes) xxx

Joe I have got a confession to make About Rachel Do you remember that you went on that rugby tour to Germany Well Rachel rang as she wanted to see you I explained you were touring And to cut a long story short She invited me to her flat in Brighton I think she was […]

Josie Before I start do not worry about Cora seriously If you are happy I am happy If Cora is happy then you are happy Hang on this is sounding like Love and Death The only way you would ever hurt me Is to hit me on the head with a brick Star Trek As […]

Hi Joe Athens is so so so amazing I have seen the Acropolis wow wow wow But was advised just to wander around Because you avoid the crowds And I thought Venice was bad Even though like you I can tolerate the heat You still can exhaust yourself But Josie is happy Cora and I […]

Well this is a blast from the past It is Where are you living In Argentina Really it is a great country I am really into football And was so happy When my country won the cup (even though I come from Deal) I loved the song about the French National Side That has caused […]

A few hours ago Jane Took a photograph of me Sitting on some rocks I am looking into space (As I always do) It has since been revealed That many people Have seen a baby’s face On my right arm Which is spooky It is there I have seen it myself Am I hosting The […]

Josie Thank you so very much For the Anita Bryant tee shirt I wore it today when I went to Oxford Although I knew what to expect It fucked me off There were still traces of the recent protests That so scarred some of colleges All in support of a war that nobody cares about […]

I found two interesting things yesterday Which made my visit worthwhile As I crossed the flood plains of the Rother I found a fragment of a white glazed tile Which is likely to have been carried downstream During the midwinter floods Later when in Rye and in the vicinity of the castle I found a […]