It is not what you Look at that matters It is what you see I will be back in London tomorrow As you can see I have managed to find The Lime Green tee shirt you liked I have also packed a copy of Walden Sleep Well Joe

You look sad Juliet I am sad Why you are a beautiful girl That is not the problem Then what is it It is when I tell them that I am an astronomer Why It is something that goes with the territory They think I am boring You are the least boring person I know […]

I have Wiltshire blood in my veins It goes everywhere with me Today I was in Calne Visiting St Mary’s Church When totally by chance I found the house Where STC had lived From 1814 2 1816 It was here that he wrote The Biographia Literaria I have always liked Calne

Me after picking up a senior politicians wife After she had blown his boss Your wife Sir had a hideous cunt

This is my current address You can contact me here I apologise for the radio silence As I have been working hard on this poem The best time to chat to me is between nine and twelve

Mate I have just noticed an ad In a trade newspaper Looking for a few mongs To take part in a porno movie Whose working title is as above I thought I had seen everything It is set in a donkey sanctuary There must be a market For these movies somewhere I have my suspicions […]

Occasionally and I stress occasionally One comes across an unmistakable link to the past This happened to me the other day When I noticed a girl milk of skin With the most beautiful copper hair She reminded me of the Empress Sisi I think I was the only one who noticed this similarity

It snowed last night Without a murmur The white lands are glowing Late morning light

At 13:25 on the 20th of October 2024 Three people two men and a girl Waved at the Ashland Station webcam Which is near the ornate town clock This was a deliberate act of happiness On a pleasantly warm day In the background many of the trees Were slowly changing colour

Hi Joe Wright Who was that gorgeous girl you were with Sephine Janice thought that she was very beautiful We are good friends Nuffsaidmate I thought that you would like this Janice starts planning for Chrimbo Usually in June There I am enjoying the tits on the beach And I am being asked if Peter […]