About six months ago a tailor moved into the downstairs flat He shares it with his girlfriend named Catherine Who dresses simply but very well My name is also Catherine But unlike her I am very tall And dress in men’s suits Which although chic Cause me much distress

Josie I am about twenty minutes away How beautiful this railway is I am in carriage second from the end Try not to trip up as you normally do Looking forward to seeing your new bikini Only a few miles separate us Within the hour Dear Josie Within the hour Joe xxx

Joe I cannot believe you are so close At present I am at Cannes Station You photograph is on the runway And yes I spent a great deal of time on the beach You managed to capture my likeness In those webcam photographs I am just another girl in a bikini Did you spot me […]

Josie I am currently at St Charles The Cannes train leaves in twenty I am having a coffee And improving my French With Nice-Matin At a stretch I should be in Cannes by eight I will text when I am near Do you realise that you got me in trouble With the fine peeps at […]

Joe Hi Tim I wondered if Suki and I could pop around to see you As she want some advice about the poetry she is studying I would be really glad to help but at present I bombing through France on a TGV Where are you off to mate Cannes I am spending a few […]

Sis Please find six photographs Taken via the webcam You are somewhere on the beach A small puzzle until we meet again Joe xxx Ps I should be in Cannes by about 19:00 No need to answer Compose yourself

You are a grade one cunt Joe Fuck you I am crying on the beach A girl from Germany is comforting me What has made me so sad Has someone died Her English is broken My German is poor I am crying from happiness She will sit with me until I recover I will contact […]

Josie Look up into the sky Look at the sun I am looking at the sun As you are looking at the sun We are identical twins I can feel your pain Identical twins Identical thoughts I am on a TGV I am not far from Paris The train is ready to take off I […]

Joe I feel such a silly bitch I posted last night On the way back from Antibes As I was worried about you I went to bed crying As I felt haunted I felt that I would never see you again This morning I woke up And your message was waiting for me Plus the […]

Do you ever consider the essence of strawberries That haunt the wet room when you bathe I am aware of the citrus fruits The January Fruits Oranges Lemons and Limes My skin tingles at their touch You did this to me