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  • Where is Joe

    Guys I have not been able to contact Joe today I know that he is okay But he does have his very intense moments When he just goes off on a tangent following poetical inspiration If any of you hear from him please give me a shout I am between Antibes and Cannes at present […]

  • Vote for the Dalek Party

    Hi Josie I am sorry that I have been quiet But life has become very silly First of all Linkedin contacted me And told me that I had been a very naughty boy As I had used slang (which can be found in the OED) Which bless their heart they thought was hate speech As […]

  • Coucher de soleil sur la piscine

    I sat with my feet Dangling in the pool Jane was reading Celine The sun was setting Over the distant hills Between the two castles Blush Blue Blush Pink Blush Green

  • Catole & Carole go Boating

    What are you reading The Housewives of America Fuck in Baths Do they How should I know I will ring Cassie then Who is the author Celine Poerts Never heard on her What are you doing What What are you doing with that knife Carving I can see that Are you carving your initials No […]

  • into the light

    the captains of january have led us through the caves into the light of a new year

  • Oxford

    My cat told me that me That Edward Lear And Rainer Maria Rilke Shared High Tea In Oxford yesterday I knew that My cat was lying As I do not own a cat

  • Favourite Things

    Yesterday I was sitting at the railway station Waiting for Martha as I normally do When I saw two rather plump girls holding hands They smiled at me I smiled back They were obviously bicycles at the very least I felt no malice towards them None at all This set me thinking as about a […]

  • I have been upshirted

    Vence is worse How I laughed at your text You hate fucking dogs But they adore you Do you know that I have just been upshirted Really Josie has been upskirted But never upshirted I was standing on our terrace Drinking a strong strong coffee Wearing only my white shirt When I noticed a chap […]

  • Beastmaster Illinois

    Josie I am currently by the river Walking Beastmaster Illinois The dog seems to like me But shits everywhere Carol popped him around And asked if I might walk him I was chatting to Martin a few minutes ago Holding Beastmaster on a long lead When I noticed that he/she/it Had shit on a sleeping […]

  • Favourite Things

    Bears with purple noses Leaves on the Line Interiors of railway carriages Red upholstered seats Flat green fields Signals passed at speed The Daily Telegraph A notebook and a pen Shallow rivers in sand Cumulus clouds Warm July Days