I crouched naked On a large rock In full view of the freeway Nobody noticed me Or even cared As I pissed My life away And flooded a town Ellen

Joe  If God ever resigned what would happen  How the fuck should I know  I have heard somewhere that all candidates  Will have to answer three questions  Are you are aware of these questions I am  Please would you share them with your followers  I have no followers  The only follower I have is Norman […]

Joe Many people say that you are a cruel person Do you think you are a cruel person No Explain I am a kind person Who told you that The chap in the mirror I have read many of your Joe and Josie posts You do not take prisoners I am a compassionate person That […]

Whenever I visit you Alice Anne I find you wearing red socks Why do you only wear blue socks When I am away from you To honour Cary Grant Is not an adequate explanation As I was the one born in Bristol You are from St Ives My shallow little bird

Hi Joe  Hi Jean it has been a long time  Are you well  No I am deeper  I am writing my second book  Wow  The title is above What is it about  Wanking in the Western World  Not wankers of the Western World  I know many  Joe  Jean  How often do you masturbate  Tick the […]

Unhappy was the lot of Elsie She loved the centre-half for Chelsea But he just when their troth was plighted Was sold to Manchester United With reference to my previous post I was pretty miserable last weekend Seeing this Josie found a book for me Association Football from 1937 I found it a refreshing read […]

Hi Joe Mark I am in Whitby at the moment In front of the statue of Captain Cook I was there earlier this year But it rained cats and dogs And we were unable to see the statue Josie and I are still drying out Betty has purchased some flowers and we intend to place […]

Do you know what today is Josie Tuesday But what is the date April 23 It is St. George’s Day sis So it is I almost forgot Many people do and that is what it means to be pure English Pure English Yes you can trace your tree back generations I have been in both […]

As I walked beside a railway track no longer used I found an interesting stone half hidden in the grass Initially I thought it might have been pink granite But then I noticed the pink hues deep in the marble I knew then that my find was from the Midford Quarry Which had closed between […]

Hello Joe  Nice to have you on the show  It is nice to be here  Was your journey good  Not really as I caught the train which was expensive crowded and late  I was going to drive but have not driven into London for ten years  Why Because I do not have a car There […]