Jane This is an early morning Erotic Poem For You We live next 2theC Andyousaid As you looked Out of the window That this morning It reminded you Of Rock Salt As normal you were wearing only a brief top your bum was bare I said that The Sea Did not remind me Of Rock […]

Why was Eve in the Swamp Wearing just her underwear I searched for answers But found none Why was Eve in the Swamp Wearing just her underwear I searched for answers But found none But found none I searched for answers Wearing just her underwear Why was Eve in the Swamp Daddy Swamp Creature

Hi Guys I received some sad news today Maureen Green is dead Who the fuck is Maureen you might ask Maureen Green was a car crash For all of her forty-seven years I first met her at a party in the late nineties It was early in the evening And she was already drunk Which […]

Jill and I have recently moved into the village And have purchased my Aunt’s old cottage Which is opposite the church What puzzles me is that the church Has a peculiar name It has never been translated As the language is unclear I am a scholar of dead languages The Church of the Dead Angels

I dreamt of Antonia again last night Even though I have not seen her for years I often dream about Antonia And more since I have moved here I now live in a cottage opposite the church Where my Antonia rests with the angels

For a couple of years in my twenties I lived in Cambridgeshire Partially as I was a writing book with the support of the university But also as I absolutely adored the flatness of the landscape It fascinated me as one could see for miles without many obstructions It was while I was living in […]

Joe Sam May I begin the interview Please Do men ever send dick pics to you Only my friend Richard What would you do if you received a dick pic Feel sick Have you ever sent a dick pic of yourself Only when I was doing Shakespeare So I would guess that you were less than […]

I used to work with a Spanish chap With an unusual name Madrid Deep That was not his real name As his father was a famous musician And he did not want to live in his slipstream Madrid Deep is an artist and for her twenty-first He painted Josie from life holding a violet scarf […]

I have done all the things That I was supposed to do So I am leaving this war I can contribute nothing new If you want to bid me farewell Then meet me at the Church of Angels On Tuesday morning late at ten

Hi Joe I have just read your latest poems and they have blown me away Just where do you get your ideas from I feel sometimes that I am are getting to understand you as with with your recent luxury poems But then you blindside me as you have with your most recent works Tortoises […]