We had but one tree in our urban garden When I was a small boy I used to sit in its shade On hot summer days And watch the trains pass by

Roger watched as the city burned He listened to the imprisoned screams Whilst peeling a ripe tangerine Hell was suggested to him But the angel soon faded Leaving only the acrid air Which was slowly choking him

Joe I am in Rye in East Sussex The sun is high and the air is warm What a beautiful town it is But within an hour of arriving here I heard something so ridiculous That it made me smile There was a rather large woman at the next table Who announced that she was disabled […]

Sephine You are a very bad girl Just because you like a toy Does not mean that you can own it Thank you for my photograph I will keep it in velvet box A gift deserves a gift I am sorry to hear that you are poorly By the time you read this Your medicines […]

Joe I have a heavy cold at present And am feeling shitty My way of dealing with this Is to listen to my favourite songs Swimming Pool by Marie Madeleine Is one of my happiest summer songs It was released some years ago And as the title suggests It is set in and near a […]

Joe I visited the CCX Road today It was rather interesting I visited the bookshops you recommended Did you purchase anything I purchased only one book That being An Anthology of Pre-Raphaelite Poetry I did not know you were interested in that period As you know I find Victorian poetry rather complex It is very […]

Joe Yes Is the clock ticking Yes Why Because I replaced the battery You have said it is ticking I am aware of what I said How close are we to midnight Very close How would you reverse this I would remove the battery Do you blame anybody in particular I do Then who would […]

Joe Josie Are you still in love with Virginia She is the most beautiful girl in Richmond Virginia has a pen to die for A question Forty Two Are you attracted to Sephine Jealous Fuck off Joe She is very attracted to you I normally insult her She weeps It is a cleansing process I […]

I touch on Joe’s comments about the way certain people in government are dressed and groomed by two way donors Like him I totally disagree with these favours They are obscene Whether red or blue It is just so wrong If I was in government as the minister for mad girls I would fuck off […]

Orphan May I sit on your bed Hold your newborn To your breast We are sisters