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  • Aurora & John

    I read recently that Aurora Has hidden copies of her book The Gods We Can Touch In both Oslo and London I have a good idea where one might be In a few weeks I will be travelling north It will be a long journey in bitter weather To accompany me I recently purchased a […]

  • champs de lavande

    I am wandering through the lavender fields It is the height of summer perhaps July I am wearing a long dress white cotton And a sensible straw hat tinged with red I am a character in my late mothers final dream

  • Bert and Tom

    People are pointing at us Bert As if they have never seen a policeman On the streets before We are in a squad car Tom I will explain that to you later Thanks my friend It is so rewarding To be a Bobby on the Beat

  • Submarine

    In the space of forty-eight hours Matthew went from the warmth Of our bed of deep love To the depths of a terrible ocean All I have left of him are his clothes Vacant in a wardrobe of sadness That was just over three years ago And I have lost all thoughts of family His […]

  • Pointless Jokes

    Kitty I have a friend named Kitty She is very attractive I have always been in awe Of her considerable beauty Yesterday I met Kitty in the park And she asked me if I would like To see her kitty I could not believe my luck Kitty’s Kitty I was told to turn around And […]

  • Strongman

    Many years ago I was an actor I was always cast as a strongman In various top shelf epics I was paid well but not for my talent And then I quit and left the industry I now live in Berlin and work as a doorman Nobody really recognises me these days Which is the […]

  • one fucks the other doesn’t

    boba tea would you bring down my sweater which one the thin blue one

  • Safety in Numbers

    I have travelled to Costa K With a group of girlfriends Who if the truth be known Irritate me at times We spend a lot of time On the West Beach But I long to explore The East Beach As it is far more interesting But I am told that odd men Seem to congregate […]

  • Striped Blue Jug

    Striped Blue Jug Muse Miami Beach W My Shadow It is all rather nice But I still attract The same toxic shits

  • Chalk & Cheese

    Hi Joe what have you been up to today Josie and I went to Canterbury Anywhere in particular To the cathedral Did you enjoy it Very much The light was superb Although the air was cool But what I did notice was the King’s School A number of its student passed us as we explored […]