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A storm is brewing Over the Chiltern Hills This is a frequent occurrence On hot summer days

My angel wings are little more than thin white feathers I am surprised that I have the ability to fly Whilst resting I found an aqua box full of pearls And a pearl box full of aqua sea stones I feel that I am deeply loved

On a pavement near my home There is a large shadow dog It reminds me of a Hiroshima Shadow And because of that it disturbs me This country is in an era of decay Make no mistake about this There is a raw cancer eating away At all we hold to be decent Disgusting behaviours […]

I threw a noose over the bare branch of a tree But I was not going to hang myself Judy G was sitting on a crumbling wall She was listening to Lesbian Hangover On her pink and lime headphones We are the twins of urban decay

Hi Pete fancy meeting you here We always meet here mate On platform seven at Peterborough Station Any good suicides recently Not really a couple of depressives And a crip in a wheelchair It is always quiet at this time of year You cannot rely on anyone these days What about you Pete Has it […]

I was once married To a chap named William Hume But then we drifted apart And he became my ex I ran into him again last year The spark was still there So we decided to give it another try I am therefore planning to exhume him

We have just found a dog With the ability to time travel It is named Mayan Emergency I have yet to identify the breed As it is has not been previously recorded

I occasionally direct movies Some are successful and some bomb At present I am directing an action movie Which I know will be successful The hero has along with three others Have disguised themselves as clowns And have infiltrated a circus to kill the bad guys They have attached silencers to their weapons So that […]

I recently invited a malignant politician To my lighthouse red and white My intention was to assassinate him By pushing him from the highest point But I did not go through with my plan As this dreadful man brought cakes with him Which we enjoyed over my questionable tea Although our views differed greatly He […]