In his recently discovered secret diaries, Wittgenstein reports that, while masturbating at the Front during World War I, he was thinking about mathematical problems Six why is it a perfect number In number theory, a perfect number is a positive integer that is equal to the sum of its positive divisors, excluding the number itself. […]

Joe what is you favourite childhood memory I have many but one really sticks out As you know I am a country lad and grew up loving all creatures Even pikeys Yes even pikeys But I really just had one favourite Was it the foxes No Sabre Tooth Tigers You only find them in cities […]

It is false history month in a few days I really enjoy false history month Pray tell me what it is Joe It is a time every year when in schools Our children You do not have children Joe The children of others Pete The children of others are brain washed into believing Totally false […]

I showered within the hour Yet my skin is already dry It reflects the white sun Which paints me slowly During the languid hours

A warm wind caresses my hidden balcony I am wearing just a damp towel Later I will sit on the beach Shy of my tan marks Souvenirs of travel

Is not much discussed As it is of no interest Count the trees It is a much more rewarding occupation

I saw you from the far platform  But could not see your eyes  I imagined them to be raven  Like your hair  This is not a letter of attraction  But a request to borrow your newspaper  As I left mine on the train 

One can be a poet or a philosopher But how does one measure failure

Joe Yes What is sex after coffee Coffee Sex That is logical

Joe Yes Do you think that stupid people realise that they are stupid No otherwise they would not be stupid Joe Yes Do you think that intelligent people are aware of their intelligence Yes Have you anything to add No