Hi Josie Do you remember a few years ago when we visited Agatha in Cholsey You said then that you would like to write crime fiction But you never got around to it What wasted years as if this gem is anything to go by You apologised for copying my minimalist style You have stolen […]

John (Jock) Peterson Was born in Aberdeen But had lived in Berkhamstead Since he was three After leaving college He travelled for a while Before working in a car showroom In Harrow on the Hill It was here that he met Sylvie With whom he had a brief relationship One day after they had had […]

Hiding Under Hedges No Longer a Threat

A Guy A Girl A Gun Bad People Are Going to be Ventilated In the Next Twenty Four Hours

A Slice of Chocolate Cake A Glass of Ice Cold Water Coca Cola Beach View White Cotton Dress Carmella

I have purchased three suppressed poems Written by Pierre-Félix Louÿs The intense heat of lih=ght My sister has teo bookshelves In her small bedroom She thinks of Adeline Erotic Poems of Summer

I often dream About a Native American Who I have never met Walks on Water Was often hunted By bounty hunters But was never caught The trail ran cold Just over one hundred years ago He was last seen in North Dakota Stealing a horse But in my rapid dreams Walks on Water Owns a […]

Josie I forgot to say this as another mail came through Second Hand Sister But Mummy is reading Morse again And wants to visit her old college Hence Oxford As a surprise I purchased some tickets For the annual burning of the Marxist Intellectuals Which is great fun especially if the weather is kind However […]

Maerin I read your funny article It was so true Both of us have travelled And have seen how The cops work in different countries Indeed I experienced this first hand White English Middle Class Highly Educated Joe Had a baton placed over his windpipe Because he did not understand A garbled instruction in a […]

Josie What a silly girl you are you are What a silly girl you are I will not be able to come to Rome What is happening next week It is Mummy’s birthday One of us usually pops down You will be in Rome I will be in Richmond Which is nearer to Oxford That […]