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  • Joe’s Big Secret

    Hi Martha Josie Its my birthday today Are you Welsh Fuck no You said that you would tell me Joe’s big secret Did I You did It all started in Lanzarote When we were much younger Mummy and Daddy sent us on annual beach holidays Just for being good little fuckers all year You said […]

  • Accidents Underground

    It is all about the Vowels Percy Or the lack of vowels The Old Testament was written Without vowels relying On the oral tradition The Hebrew alphabet Consisted of only consonants I have had three recent accidents All of these have happened underground

  • The Cinema that Cried

    In the cathedral city There is a secret road Hidden beneath its towers This road contains A modern cinema That often cries

  • Kingsdown

    The Skies are Blue Grey Blue The Beaches are Open After the Winter Storms

  • Mal de Mer

    I suffer from a mal de mer A puff of air Within my maidenhair Triggers this condition It is always there Kisses Luminaire

  • Ware

    I am on the road to no ware Edgware I was born there In Ware India Hair Is a French actress Born in Nice Ware is a nice town Whose streets are painted brown This makes me frown As i enjoy primary colours India Hair was born in France And loved to dance She was […]

  • Like Tears in the Rain

    there is a scene late in the film when a replicant dies slowly in the rain it is a very moving scene when I first saw the movie I knew that the replicant had seen GOD his memories are fading they will be lost in time like tears in  

  • The Intermission

    Joe how are you Good mate Have you seen The Brutalist A few months ago yes Did you like it It was the best film since The Godfather It was that good Have you seen it Viola Not yet but you know the reason why I heard that you had found a job Yes Where […]

  • Thank You for your time Joe

    That’s okay Ronnie I never really liked That watch

  • Hava Nagila

    Joe do you have any outstanding Memories from your schooldays Being expelled Seriously The bus rides to the temporary dinner hall Why temporary The original building was found to be leaking Had you nicked the lead Right in one The journey was about twenty minutes long And we spent the time singing songs Which was […]