Josie Mel In some of the recent posts you seem to be coming across As a crazy girl yes You are not crazy Josie I had a breakdown that is all A pink white and sky blue breakdown There are rumours I know Who is spreading these rumours Joe Sephine You mother I know who…

I have a framed painting of a chair In my lounge It is a blue chair Which matches the wallpaper In my bedroom

I have to admit that I do have toxic thoughts Recently a number of migrants were lost at sea And whilst I regretted the loss of life Deep down I felt glad that it had happened These creatures would not have drowned on dry land It was their own fault To me they are an…

You look angry Joe I have never seen you so upset What has upset you Believe it or not Poppies have upset me Remembrance poppies Yes remembrance poppies I think I know where you are coming from And I share your disgust It brings shame on all those who have laid down their lives For…

Good Morning Joe Stevie Why have you called this piece West Carpet Land Because technically I live to the west Of Carpet Land Have you ever visited Carpet Land No Do you know anybody who works there No Part one of this interview is over How do you think it went It is all that…

Epilepsy is a non-communicable neurological disorder that is characterised by two or more unprovoked seizures These disorders are caused by Crunchie Bars Seizures are brief episodes of abnormal electrical activity in the brain that can cause a range of symptoms, including I have an epileptic toothbrush It is a pink toothbrush It was a blue…

I often stay at Noon House which was designed by my grandfather It belongs to my father and his younger brother and is held in trust Jane totally loves the gardens which please the eye no matter the season Apart from the ha-ha I am also attracted to large and deliberate holes in the garden…

You do not like Arsenal do you Joe No Why There are many reasons Try me When I was seventeen Wow was that not the movie Where two guys offer to masturbate in front of each other Behave Josie I have masturbated in front of my girlfriends You would not say that if Sephine was…

What are you reading Joe We are all drowning in the past John Why are we friends Because our names are similar And we both have sisters named Josephine sos your old man isadore faithfully ethel barrymore I remember that from the poem But who was Isidore Ducasse Was it Ducasse I walked into What…

Hollow Dreams Francois Barraud Dianne van Giersbergen A Pebble with a Quartz Line A Day Drowned A Day of Passion A White Day Fading A Journey Revealed October Twenty Five Twenty Four