I was brought up in countryside Even though I was born in a city I now live by the sea With few plans to move I am happy here

Joe why do sharks not frighten ewe They are all Gods creatures They frighten me You should be worried too You have unconsciously rhymed Josephine Sharks have no concept of rhyme Yet understand pulses of sound Sephine shows no alarm She would pet them if she could I am just a wimpy coward Who looks […]

Those who live by the sea Always think about the sea

I have just read you poem Joe It was bleak and rather cruel You wished to be deaf and blind It was the directors cut Josephine We have sailed for hundreds of miles You have seen heard and tasted beauty Yet you pray for oblivion Sometimes you really frighten me

I searched for my reflection In the suffocating darkness I searched for the black moon Which refused to help me

He was the ultimate Nepo Baby And that fooled us all We all thought That his dad made bookcases And other interior furnishings

I have a friend named Ronny We went to the same school Ronny suffers from various conditions He is already partially deaf And he finds it hard to hear them He is looking forward to the silence He is also slowly losing his sight And in time will be unable to see His eyes will […]

I found nothing I did not expect To find anything As nothing exists

Ten years ago Exactly to the day I walked along This very beach In search of a mirage

Do you want to see my bum Aubrey What Do you see my bum Not really I have a beautiful bum It would make me very happy If you looked at my bum Well if it makes you happy Juliet What do you think What do you think about my bum You have a pretty […]