Recently I bought  My dear mother  A goat  As there was a Half Price Sale On at B&Q She had set her heart  On a literary haddock  Which proved difficult  As they had not been discounted  In any of the retail outlets  In either Whitfield or Ash    The Lost Poems of Kent (2026)

In answer to your question I do not know who dived Into the hole That was not my question Far from it Did you once Own a bicycle Joan Yes Was it light blue Yes Did you secure it To the railings By the pier Yes I was told that it was stolen That is…

we have been silent for so many years it was what you said that hurt me so much

I had only made three movies But one was the sleeper of the year I was in demand overnight A simple girl from Palm Springs My professional name is Alex Strand Although my birth name was Mary Anne I preferred the former but was persuaded By my agent to change my image An unremarkable girl…

Do you like poetry Yes I do I also like poetry My name is Mona I am called Kensington That is an unusual name Lets say my parents Once went to London I am so sorry to pry Most people call me Ken Do you like your name Yes My horrible brother Has told everybody…

What a meal What a wonderful meal I do not think I have tasted better What is your secret Rebecca Now that would be telling You will be fast asleep When Mike and I leave tomorrow The list you requested will be on the table Although I have altered one small thing Do not worry…

I do like your shirt Sylvia Yes it is one of my favourites Is it based on a Mondrian work Yes I also have a few prints And a painted wooden mannequin Which was a gift from Celia Bee Are you no longer seeing her Yes we broke up three months ago I still miss…

Cat Dog Castles Why did you say that I did not say that I said Cat Dog Castles Whatever for It is the name Of my goldfish I could not think Of anything more suitable

During the storm We sheltered In the gallery Monet Was at home So we stayed For afternoon tea

Do you realise That I am taking a bath In the City of Bath It was so nice of you to invite me As recently I have not been my Sunday Best And you are the guest of honour At the Bath Literary Festival I am proud of your company Josie It is not that…