Rose-Marie invited me to the bird reserve Whilst there I saw some southern beavers Hard at work building dams and other structures This interested me so much that I missed a school Of red kingfishers teaching other kingfishers to swim

I have never sought to be a celebrity I can think of nothing more tedious Because of their elevated status They think that people care about Their trite lives and shallow opinions If you remain silent your stupidity is masked Celebrity Bitch

I have owned a colourful plastic mug Named Monica for many years She is named after the character in Friends Monica has travelled all around Europe with me I tend to use her as my travelling water mug In the event of a thirst during the night We are great friends But she until recently…

I frequently walk along The tracks of disused railways And think of The Circulation of Eggs

I was standing quite naked on my balcony A ship was drifting out of the harbour I wondered if any of the crew had seen me Annie of the Blue Ridge Apartments Smoking a cigarette and enjoying the sun A car drew up in front of the apartments Sabine looked up and gave me a…

When I was very young Andrew and Rachel Took me to a kibbutz During my stay I can remember walking Quite long distances Under the hot sun But I was very strong For a boy of my age And I have nothing But happy memories Of my summer there I later lost contact With Andrew…

Icebergs are Blue The Sky is Blue The Sea is Blue I am Blue Are you Blue

I know fuck all about butt plugs as I felt that the knowledge would not enrich my life. But today as I walked down the street I was greeted by a sound that I mistook for champagne corks exploding I ignored it as I thought that people were celebrating the death of yet another much…

There is a funny person out there But the joke is that we have a date With Giovanni and Annabella Later in the summer I adore the darkness of this play Close My Eyes it is not Hold her heart and want to die Joe

I have received a number of mails recently Asking about our favourite movies Some have suggested Close My Eyes a film released in 1991 And they would be right It was one of the first movies that Josie and I saw together When we began to realise the truth about ourselves Even now years later we sometimes watch  Close My…