I am living in an earthly paradise for the eyes Everything that surrounds me is so very beautiful To celebrate my solitude I complete watercolours And send them to my friends with assurances Of my safety and good fortune here in my rural paradise

I do not want to be famous I have never wanted to be famous As it bores me Occasionally When out driving I might cross The Bridges of Recognition I will be philosophical About this as one Has to cross bridges To get to the other side But as soon as I arrive I will […]

Invite a SINNER To DINNER And you will be on to A WINNER The stars will GLIMMER And then grow DIMMER As the air becomes THINNER I am a BEGINNER So please ignore me As I will not amount to much

I am now totally obsolete Nothing thrives in me Ignore this poem As it is stolen property

I sin all the time My thoughts are Really quite violent Although my actions Are more mured Only God Holds the key It is better this way

Of late I have been attending The School of Shadows Where the summer days never end I am happy in my disposition Which is often noticed By others less fortunate than me But this is a trick of the light A sleight of hand As I often close my eyes And faint under eucalyptus trees

There are many men Who I wish would fall dead As they disgust me Which is not in line With my Christian beliefs I have yet to speak to God About these selfish thoughts

I must say it is obvious to me that women Are more than inclined to engage In gentle Sapphic encounters It is within the nature of their sex How can you say that It surely exists only within your male gaze Possibly But I stand behind what I think What are your thoughts on men […]

Very high up in the Sun Winds All kinds of flowers grow Fruits and Perfumes Litter the hidden clouds And unknown colours Can be found Deep in the Cornfields That lead to God

About a week ago a catamaran was wrecked on the beach It had suffered considerable damage on its port side I later found out that its crew had been rescued by a lifeboat However it has since been reported that a haunting had occurred As whilst fishing at night the landlord of the village inn […]