I went out with a wonderful man Who never pressured me for sex At first I felt this was unusual But I soon understood why And I respected his reasons It was only after he asked me To have an elfin cut That I began to suspect His true motives Which were less than pure

One day after I closed the shop My father took me aside And told me that I had A hole in my grey sneakers He offered to buy me A pair of sensible shoes

Whenever I go near a parrot My nose bleeds This is quite is awful As I work in a pet shop I just went to a doctor Who has advised me To get an elfin cut And learn to play the piano

I feel that this dish is too salty I am sorry to hear that Sir Would you sample this pie Yes I do believe you are right It is far too salty I will summon my mother There is no need for that It is your choice Sir What is your name Martin Martin Your […]

Julie Ann Bee would always send Spearmint letters She become quite famous For her spearmint letters Which soon became very collectable And could often bee found at violet auctions

I have taken to wearing Brightly coloured tee shirts During the balmy summer months As a consequence I have started to attract Butterflies red white and blue I cherish these subtle pleasures As normally I am shunned By a majority of other creatures

Whilst waiting for Will in a bookshop I began to read a book of Elizabeth Browning’s poetry It was then I noticed a ladybird trapped between the pages These are one of my favourite creatures so I gently Asked the Portuguese owner of this interesting shop To read sonnets to the ladybird as an aid […]

Whilst waiting for Jane in a bookshop I began to read a book of Robert Browning’s poetry It was then I noticed a ladybird trapped between the pages These are one of my favourite creatures so I gently Returned the book to a liberal space between the shelves Where I knew that it would easily […]

There was only one man who ever understood me And even he didn’t understand me Why Because I killed him With my pen

Hegel said That Africa has no history And was outside of the historical process What makes you say that Joe It is in this book What book This book You are holding a sheet of paper Light blue in colour Violet ink is so beautiful Is this your creation No I quote Africa is not […]