Do not be fooled By this attractive tree As its leaves taste bitter

it seems that time Stands still in certain places This is the biggest lie

On a damp afternoon After a long journey My family and I alighted From a coastal bus And were overwhelmed By the beauty of a beach That we had once known intimately

Simply Stephen Light Blue and White

The lonely bird Flies across the ocean Its mysterious name Is perpetual motion

Stan I accept You are not a cunt You are a grade one cunt Do not undersell yourself Okay here Sally staying tonight Chat later It was a lovely anti-sorry present Jane xxx Ps kissed baby for you

Dear Jane By the time you read this mail I will be on my way to Norwich Let me say that I am sorry for our tiff yesterday It was all my fault But some things really fuck me off And I let them rise to the surface You are a good influence on me […]

Jane do you know what I saw as I walked past Kings Cross A train No Then what I saw a chap who was even taller than me wearing a dress How did that make you feel Stan I felt nothing Liar Well I felt a little angry Just a little angry Stan Well the […]

I am travelling on a train tomorrow With a walnut and a crow I have already purchased my ticket But there were no tickets for the boys Just toys and sweets and toys Where are you going SMO I am going away SMO is going away

I once spoke to a walnut And he referred me to a crow I asked about travelling alone And was told that it was generally safe But it depended on where I chose to go