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  •  Bunty Hope  

    I once knew a girl at school  Here name was Bunty Hope  We were friends as we both loved  Poetry  But then she disappeared  Off of the radar  As her parents moved  To America  We kept in touch  For a while  And then our letters faded  I was in Flagstaff recently  Waiting for a train  […]

  • Wish You Were Here

    Jane  It is all about sharing your hotel room  With one’s fishing rod These are my Spanish memories  My sister is lying naked  On her bed as it is so hot here  She is farting a great deal  I am organising my flies  As I am off out soon  I fish at dawn  Then breakfast with […]

  • Classical Electronic

    Classical Electronic are a band  That mainly play in redundant churches  Molly Peter and Slam Sam  Are the three members of the group I am their manager  My name in Ian Allen  We are a popular group  But have yet to cut a record  We have plans to do so  After we return from Yelabuga […]

  • Train Accident

    About a year ago  I swapped seats  With another passenger  On a train  Which later derailed  The other passenger died  And I survived without injury  This incident still haunts me 

  • Canterbury White

    I travelled to Canterbury today  To meet you Cindy Bee  The intense white light  Had flooded the sky  And followed us all day  It was a relaxed and a constant companion  I was holding you naked in bed  When the earthquake struck  Our hotel room rattled and shook  You asked me to go to the […]


  • The Dictator’s Arse

    After much bribery and buggery  I now have my dream job  I am in charge of the dictator’s arse  I am in charge of what enters  And what leaves  It is a curiously satisfying occupation  As I supervise all the shit in and out  I take a personal pride in keeping these streets clean  My […]

  • Doris Norris

    Doris Norris  Loves Maurice  But is fucking  Boris  Who loves  Horace  The Roman Poet  So it  Is appropriate  That I include him  In this rhyme  This time 

  • Bitter Heart

    In the desertI saw a creature, naked, bestial,Who, squatting upon the ground,Held his heart in his hands,And ate of it.I said, “Is it good, friend?”“It is bitter—bitter,” he answered; “But I like it“Because it is bitter,“And because it is my heart. Who wrote this poem stan  Is it one of yours  No  Whose poem is […]

  • Track 61 

    There are many tracks and subways  Under New York City  But Track 61 is my favourite  I once worked with Andy down there And became familiar with the area  I displayed my yellow bottles on the platforms And for all I know they are still there  As my art was always disposable  Artist John

  • East Kent

    Here in East Kent  I am treated each day To the light spectacular  It varies from a bright white  To sunsets rich red  Blue orange mauve and green