Why are you called Jasmine Tea I do not know Did you never ask your parents why you have such an unusual name No What were your parents names Mr and Mrs Smith What were their first names John and Mary Were you never curious as to the origins of your name No Is that […]

On the second Tuesday of each month My philosophy lectures were held in the nude The lecturer was naked and all the students were naked Why did that happen Anna Because most of the students attending these lectures assumed But did not consciously think that everyone would be wearing clothes That was the reason that […]

I always buy an ice cream When I am in Ramsgate   If you eat your ice cream in the tunnels Then does not melt as quickly as it might

Jane and I are sharing a bath I am looking at her magnificent breasts   Jane is counting the shampoo bottles As I count the summer hours

Jane and I are planning to visit Canterbury today The plan is to buy some clothing But I am searching for something else     8th August 2022

Jane was reading a book Jane often reads books As I dream of the sea

We relaxed in our summer chairs In a rough stone desert Fringed by the sea  

I have just risen from my bed For the last hour I have been Listening to the night sea   Yesterday Jane and I Spent time on the beach We enjoyed this recreation    

Dale Pippin was quiet Kent lad Who was neither good nor very bad   Dale Pippin was often rather sad And in the end this drove him mad       History I found this ancient rhyme in a church in Kent  It has been carved into the stone  Using a sharp knife 

I am an honest man Who often sits in canvas chairs On colourful mornings Considering running rhythms Which are often called Common English rhythms Which are measured by feet Either two or three syllables No now I am boring you I apologise for that Poets can be such boring people As they can see both […]