I should have called this Crumbling Kent As my county boasts A large number of derelict And decaying buildings I find this very sad We should cherish our past And not let it fall into ruin George Crumbs at Large

I strolled into my summer garden At the beginning of the third hour And danced in sequence with the moon

Are you still living at number six At present yes but I am planning to move Are you still living opposite The daughters of Mr Jacobs Yes I was told that the family had moved back to Israel Mr and Mrs Jacobs moved three months ago But Rachel and Noa stayed in Little Mouldings As […]

What is this book Piers It is a novel published about twenty years ago I cannot say that I have heard of it It was famous in its time because of its history The manuscript was found on a train in Crewe It was given to me by Andrea Allen Would I like it Possibly […]

When I am in Faversham I am reminded of Russia Who said that I did a couple of sentences ago Have you ever been to Russia No Then how can you compare it to the Motherland Because it evokes a sense of bounty and vulnerability Faversham Yes Why Because some old fart collapsed on the […]

Of all the bus shelters in the world This was by far the most remote It was surrounded by white swirling mists Which were illuminated by its neon colours No buses had ever called at this stop It was not designed for the purpose I was not alone as a featureless woman Was sitting next […]

My name is Port Arthur I have plans to become a writer But at present I am unattached Because I am tall and ginger with spots This for some reason is unattractive I am attracted to girls with raven eyes As they are so expressive and feminine And here lies a sad tale As I […]

On the final day of the summer I spotted a naked girl on the beach She had recently married a seashell So that she might listen to the sea During the stormy and brittle months Erotic Poems of Summer

The dull city pavements Were covered in leaves Yet the trees were still full In the late September heat

I have always considered myself lucky As I have spent some time in Finland It seems such a clean sensible country I share saunas with my friends Swim and enjoy the fresh countryside As part of my profession I have travelled widely But Finland is my favourite country by far I live with Valerie a […]