I was once told by a flapper who was wearing a long tangerine dress That I was crazeee when I had enquired as to whether she was wearing underwear A girl should only wear perfume in this heat but I have to bother with this boring dress  Which is so vulgar  But then again you […]

I am an artist I paint in the plain air I am married to Gabrielle She is also an artist Who like me Paints in the plain air We were both arrested recently For trespass we were told Although we were in fallow field Near a disused railway tunnel Om common land This happened in […]

You treated me so well during the warmer months No questions were asked you just made me very happy But now that the shorter days have arrived I do not even look at you I have neglected you And for that I am truly sorry

a searing portrait of nothingness that is what they said about my book my book was about nothingness a vacuum if you like vacuum is a strange word as it has a double uu and that resembles the final character in certain ways  

a searing portrait of nothingness that is what they said about my book my book was about nothingness a vacuum if you like vacuum is a strange word as it has a double uu which is quite rare

Luke Summer-Bowl Was a signalman As he loved trains He enjoyed keeping them safe From his lonely signal box Near the haunted tunnel   Luke Summer-Bowl Liked to eat fingers of fish But this confused him greatly As fish did not possess fingers Or so he was told by people Who knew about such things […]

I have always enjoyed watching white sheets Dancing in an autumn breeze   It is one of the advantages Of living by the sea   These shadow sheets are a passion And I never tire of their display  

I tend to think of an incident Which happened about five years ago Where were you going Potts I was travelling to Dover Because H was returning on the ferry Do you know St P Harry A little Well I was walking through the arches from the tube station When I saw a girl seated […]

Something really strange happened to me Harry It was as I was leaving Kings Cross I was looking idly out of the carriage window When a pretty girl lifted a her skirt and flashed me What did you do Potts Nothing really as I was a little embarrassed So I pretended to be asleep

Pauline was sitting in a bus shelter On the edge of the known universe She was reading about Pompeii The guide book was in its sixth edition Which made her very happy As she was in love again