There is a legend that scores of flying smails  Were frequently seen in the middle of the twelfth century  In the skies above Theydon Bois  These were noted and illustrated in the Epping Drolleries  I have lived in the village for many years But I have never seen a flying snail  Although they can be seen Occasionally […]

Manning lit a cigarette  And thought of the dead queen  You cannot spoke in here mate  Sorry I forgot so many rules  In the distance  There was the sound of an explosion  What the fuck was that  The pub emptied in a flash  Somebody has assassinated the Prime Minister  What makes you say that  I […]

I have just stolen  A rare edition  Of Ulysses  It dates from 1922 It was so easy as Maude  Distracted the old guy  With her gossamer blouse He was all eyes and no attention  We are now sitting  Inside the Cafe Camus  And can see the cops  Acting like bees  Maude no longer  Has dark hair  […]

I killed an Arab this morning  It was a racist killing  As I hate Arabs  My weapon lies deep  In the tired river  Its history hidden  I will kill other Arabs  When I feel that the time is white 

Alice and I caught a movie  On Pigeon Street  It had fallen from a roof  The King was already dead 

My sister is named Luna  She is two tears older than me  We own a cat named Rufus  Who insists on being released  At three thirty every morning  I often meet Luna on the landing  We are always naked  As the nights are humid  I return to my bed  My sister drinks iced water  On […]

I woke up this morning  And noticed a single cloud  High In the mid morning sky  It was wearing my lip gloss 

I have a photograph of my father  Sitting on a bench at Evercreech Junction  He is reading Ulysses Leopold Molly Stephen and all  Mabel and Mabel’s sister  Are casting indecent glances  In his knowing direction  He is blind to their narrow eyes My mother took this photograph  I was shadow hidden in a pram  Then […]

Joe  Percy  On the road  Where  Oz  Selma is visiting her sister Ewe Still in the US  You will never guess who I met again  Selma  No  She has tied me to a Kangaroo The name begins with J  Josephine  I thought she was with ewe She is also in the US but with friends  JulesfromTrowbridge  […]

I am going to  harm  Your favourite  doll Remember that  AZPL2000K War is Kind  It purifies  All that is foul Stenches are the new  perfumes