I have twenty eight golf balls Which I keep in a glass jar One of these golf balls is pink

My best friend is named Troy I have sixty nine photographs of him They are all identical

My unmarried aunt Is towelling herself dry She is a natural blonde

Joe often shares a bath With his flatmate Essie They are not romantically involved This usually happens once a week As they soak together They discuss philosophy poetry Architecture and many other subjects They also discuss why soaps vary so much As although uniform in their shapes The perfumes and colours are countless Essie likes…

I have been colour blind since birth Which is a huge advantage As I only see things In black and white Grey areas do not exist Joe is colour blind

Harold 8 lives with his girlfriend Maude They are both currently unemployed Which is not too much of a problem As Harold 8 inherited a great deal of money From his rich uncle who lives in the Florida Keys Some say this is an example of White Privilege Which I dispute as Harold 8 is…

I Dreamt of the Sea Under the Waters of Lea I was weightless So I could make all manner of decisions These were exciting times The Midnight Fish Swim during the Silver Hours Men and Women Pass through the Impressive Gates Address me well Lions without Tales Ponds without Storms Mixing Colours with your Hands…

It is always best to be truthful Tell the truth That is not hard Many people have diseased minds It will be harder for them To identify the truth As they are without sight If you tell the truth It feels rather good We will all fail on certain occasions That is to be expected…

I am in a field watching the enemy advance roughly in my direction They have no real idea that I am here which is to my advantage As it is likely that they would try to kill me Which is not a very pleasant thought Quite why I am here confuses me As my platoon…

On this summers morning I will send you The cool air warming The bright light maturing The fragrance of the fields Gold smooth and velvet I will send the colours of flowers Clustered blooms Beautiful and confident In their smooth luxury I will send you blue I will send you green I will send you…