Only Have ontempt For Those Who Dislike You And For Those Who Cannot Spell Contempt  

Anna do you think we should marry Whatever for Because we love each other I agree but we are not really Class One Dykes are we I mean I have always considered myself to be a bicycle We have both fucked men Sometimes at the same time Ibiza Yes I think the less said about […]

As well as being a teacher I worked in a newsagents shop It was managed by a guy named Robert Zimmer On the day in quesy=tu=ion he told me That he was in serious rriublke with a k=ole gangster I told him to make himseld scarce and I would hold the fprt but he ignored […]

A young seal had been washed up By a strong incoming tide A crowd of beach people Had surrounded it Which caused it slight alarm   Discussions were in progress When a Land Rover Was spotted nearby It was Seal Rescue And I was about to meet Scott Tracy

I met a large crab today It was being washed onto a beach By an incoming summer tide At first I thought it was dead due To its random movements But the creature soon started moving And I could see that is was alive So I left it to enjoy the rest of its day […]

She stood naked behind me I dared not turn As I knew that she would unlock My hidden desires so long suppressed   Her eyes brown were the colour of her hair And this scared me more than her nakedness She was at once alluring and quite beautiful And so disinterested as to cause me […]

My late father owned a small garage Which had two gas pumps On its dusty forecourt One was green and red The other was red and green These pumps were in place From 1962 to 1975 When they were removed During modernisation These redundant pumps Were then dumped into a cornfield Behind my fathers garage […]

Today I found a large stone On my local beach The stone was decorated With the word cunt prominent   The artist had chosen A middle green paint Which I found a little odd As I would have used blue myself     Sunday 17th July 2022  

Cats Slowly Turning and Jeff lived in a large beach shack They made a living by creating necklaces bracelets and rings From the coloured sea glass that was abundant in the area Jeff was also the skipper of a beautiful white yacht Which he called Cats Slowly Turning after his lovely wife

We are on the same shallow hill That we were on five years ago I am using the same camera You are holding the same pose As in Wyeth’s famous painting But I notice that your figure is fuller Your breasts are heavier and more rounded I ask you to stay still in the rough […]