You are so jealous of me sister dear My double first and my beautiful face I am a few years your senior And you should give me respect You even dress in my clothes And take every chance to belittle me

My mummy kindly asked what I wanted for my birthday I asked for an ant farm as I wanted to be a tenant farmer So when my happy day arrived I was given a do not drop ant farm The following days were some of the happiest of my life Until the officials arrived and […]

A parcel arrived at the door of my apartment It contained a number of perfect tee shirts In a variety of bold and pastel colours Printed on each was the same message The Shortness of Life Forbids Us Long Hopes I cannot really say that I knew of its meaning All that was asked of […]

It was my own fault as I was wearing a flimsy dress I had a feeling that I was being followed by a black The bus station was always busy It would offer me sanctuary How mistaken I was as it was quite sparse The black made no attempt at subtlety He was just looking […]

An apple contains a honeycomb of caves This is where worms live die and breed A red apple how sweet and nutritious it seems That is the only lie we are told when children

I was climbing the towards his apartment on Floor 3 When I was stopped by two members of the secret police I had seen them before outside the Fuchsia Apartments The older of the two men demanded to know why I was there I had to think fast so I told him that I was […]

While sleeping in mid flight Frigate Birds Often sleep using Only one side of their brain Leaving the other side to dream That is an interesting fact Robin I am a Frigate Bird make no mistake Have you ever visited Iceland I am an Icelandic Cop In charge of finding foreign criminals On many of […]

It all started on the southern slip road When an arsehole in a fast car cut David up Words were exchanged and the arsehole died If we had lived a mile or so away from The Forests David would have got five to seven years He was told that his actions had originated in jealousy […]

The workmen in their orange jackets Are working in the same hole Australia is not far away I am sitting on my balcony Watching the brightly coloured buses Getting ready for their busy day Zanzon Brooks is playing on the radio Next to the self assembly table Which I smashed to pieces with an axe […]

I saw a naked angel today Really was she beautiful She was wearing decorated boots