Easter is getting closer as the air matures Our town is receiving its early visitors Coaches are parked safely in sedate bays I am sending a decorated postcard to you

I had always considered these flats to be dreadfully utilitarian But they command such magnificent views over the railway When I came put of rehab I was offered a small flat on the sixth floor And although I would not have chosen it under normal circumstances I accepted this accommodation just for a place to…

I am in a cinema I am waiting for a train I have an imaginary mistress Who does not know me I am a stranger to her The movie has started It is about a man Who is in a cinema With his imaginary mistress She is waiting for a train At a nearby railway…

Your fireplace George Yes Where was the photograph taken It is a photograph of the Talyllyn Railway There appears to be a celebration In full swing ring ring sing sing ting ting The Coronation Train of the 2nd of June 1953 My Uncle George was in the area at the time He took a number…

I am coming Really coming Well please hurry up As the wheat fields Will not cut themselves

My name is Mark Fools Day I am married to April Fools Day We have three children Two boys and a girl And have named them May Fools Day Auguste Fools Day And Peter Jackson Smith Our Siamese cat is called Leni Riefenstahl

I once saw April Fools Day In the bath So I ran the cold tap Just for a laugh

I today purchased an antiquarian book A History of England It was one of three copies I met my dear friend April Fools Day In the bookshop And she agreed to buy the other copies As I did not have the room On my bookshelves

I only joined the tennis club to meet you As you are a friend of my sister And my sister is a friend of your sister Who is married to my second brother But I was told that you were in Chile Which is a long way from SW19 Is Lessy Per your real name…

Six years ago you lost a bet I asked you to recreate The famous photograph For my erotic pleasure But you smothered Your promise So I resigned From the Tennis Club Pale Wimbledon Lessy Per Pale Wimbledon