My name is Andy Day I am a teacher and I live in Guildford My girlfriends name is Mary But she has always been called Eternity Because she takes so long to do anything If she starts cooking dinner at seven It is likely that we will not eat until eleven And when she bathes […]

Coot Hoot Soot Dyed Her Clothes Sky Blue Sky Blue Sky Blue When Asked To Explain Her Actions She Said It Was Just For Me And You

Waste

Drama

Wheat fields vendor property combine harvester

Lonely killer finds solace whilst imprisoned

I purchased a garage on the main road to Devizes When I went to view my property I found only open fields Seeking revenge I stole a combine harvester And harvested the wheat I later drowned the vendor In a silo that had been made in Spain

I purchased a garage never built

That afternoon we painted the garden chairs a brilliant white We had planned to walk but it was too hot Aunt Mimi was sitting on the jetty with her feet dangling in the lake Quite often her friends swam from the jetty But she was alone and reading poetry Brutal French poetry Which seemed so […]

He travelled the world Edward Morgan Edward Morgan But always returned To his simple maid Jenny Jones Jenny Jones His girl from Llangollen Who was both handsome and fair With sky-blue eyes And flaxen hair