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  • Showboat

    Showboat  Showboat Showboat  Showboat  Showboat  Showboat  Deep Throat Deep Throat Deep Throat Deep Throat Deep Throat Deep Throat Drive He Said  She Drove a Coach 

  • Iceland Pierre

    Why Iceland Pierre Because that is what My mummy and daddy called me  It is also far away  From that pesky war It is nearer than you think  What does think mean Jean-Claude  Well it is that thing you do  When you are on a train late at night  I actually play guess the station  That sounds […]

  • Lucy’s Book

    Lucy’s book is full of flowers Sadie’s book is full of towers Rachel’s book is full of bowers Summer garden random showers

  • Victor and Beverly

    The Broker was absolutely full When it arrived arrived at Newark Penn Three students were waiting on the platform But only two them boarded the train Woodbridge 1951

  • The Poet Odi Ham

    The poet Odi Ham Saw beauty in everything And this is the reason Why he wrote poetry In a small Hampshire village Only eighteen minutes Of sunshine was recorded Over eleven consecutive days October/November 2024

  • Jerusalem

    There is a shop Near the river crossing I think it still trades I used to buy my sweets there On my way to school Its modest wooden counter Was the centre of my world

  • The Fever Dreams of those who Wake Up with Erections

    I had a fever dream during the night It was a nasty uncomfortable dream Which distressed me greatly I woke up feeling quite feverish If one has an erotic dream Erections are quite common Although feverish erections are rare I have never experienced one I am glad to report God works in mysterious ways His […]

  • Castrated Crucified Homosexuals

    Is that the name of your new band Yep What type of music will you play Country R&B Folk things like that Will you be the lead vocalist Josie Yes with Cora on guitar and Elena on drums What do you think Joe I like the format Have you prepared any songs Yes Lynching Those […]

  • The Cat with a Red Tail

    With difficulty I can just make out A cat with a red tail It is hiding behind the pewter tankards Perhaps it is shy or just lacks confidence I am currently constructing a decahedron As I am waiting for a telephone call It just passes the time My sister is due to land in an […]

  • Small History

    On the 6th of November 2024 near the Ashland Amtrak Station A large parasol was blown Towards the southbound track By a sudden gust of wind I was viewing this drama from over three thousand miles away And would have been unable to influence history Even if I had wanted to do so Happily an […]