Jenna Joe You have written two me Noting that ewe are feeling unwelcome In the Dog Park Hi Hi My name is Sephine Selphine No Sephine That is a pretty name I am a pretty girl Back to the Doggy Park Oh yes We have two beautiful dogs What breeds No they are just plain […]

The fields of the summer flowers Have now faded along with the year Yet the peace of the area still lingers

I am currently in Japan on business But have taken some time out To explore this fascinating country This morning I received a book from Jane Jane is my wife for those who do not know The Summer We Crossed Europe in the Rain At present I am on a railway station Reading the book […]

I have been asked to play Gossamer Beynon in a production of Under Milk Wood Which is being directed by my husband Donald He has warned me in advance that I will have to briefly reveal my breasts My best friend Jennifer Jones will also bare her lipstick breasts Wicked girls on the way to […]

Joe Did you read about one of our politicians accepting a donation from a donor What is a donor Somebody who wishes to gain influence Or is just fucking stupid What was it this time Free football tickets Or tickets to a concert Only suitable for teenyboppers What is a teenybopper Fuck knows just ask […]

By Josephine As many of you know I love my beautiful brother But he can be maddening really maddening So when something bites him on the arse Josie is a very happy girl If Joe does have fault it is that he is very intolerant I tell him off for this to no avail He […]

I took no well known pupils And because of that They have looked elsewhere To make ends meet I hunt birds at night It is a magical occupation But I curse its existence

The autumn leaves are beginning to collect North East South and West They have fallen I am falling in my nightmares Collect me But do not open your eyes

I met Alice at the bus station today She was weeping quietly I am asked her what was the cause of her grief She pointed to the front wheel of a stationary bus And noted that she had witnessed The death of countless angels I took her to a coffee bar and explained That infinite […]