Hoy es mi cumpleaños Ayer fue mi cumpleaños Yo tenía un cumpleaños hace seis meses El 6 de diciembre Mi rata no tiene cumpleaños Como no puedo molestarme en celebrarlo Mi madre me tejió un jersey Que no he usado Como el clima en España es caliente La rata duerme en ella Esperando su cumpleaños

Today is my birthday Yesterday was my birthday I had a birthday six months ago On the sixth of December My rat does not have a birthday As I cannot be bothered to celebrate it My mother knitted me a pullover Which I have not worn As the weather in Spain is hot The rat […]

Father Assistance and his friend Louis were sitting in a park not far from the cathedral The imposing building dominated the city and could clearly be seen over the nearby trees It is good to see you again Father Your joy is small compared with mine my friend Are you in the city for long? […]

Hungerford Common Haiku Summer has ended No more drinks on the common Touch the autumn breeze  

Late Summer Haiku Hot August day dawns The summer birds are leaving Cooler September  

Late Summer Haiku Hot August day dawns Cooler September hidden The rains are waiting    

Autumn winds chill us The shortening days lack pace Grey skies scar the month  

Hot promenade day Visitors at rest relax Admiring the view     Girl with a dog smiles She paddles in the warm sea A passing gull dives  

What are you writing? A short story What is it called? John Keats Superhero Fanny looked at me John was poet A magnificent poet That is where you are wrong  Have you really read his poetry? Every word And you have never spotted the code? What code? Just check out nightingale   My heart aches […]

I found my dog pissing against a film poster which showed a pretty Swedish actress in Edwardian dress Cunt Fucking dog I wanted to piss in her face Your fucking dog pissed over me as well as the film poster That is no reason to be bitter brick When I was younger and had more […]