Translated from the Hebrew I translated your poem from the Hebrew Whilst waiting for the number sixty one You were so pleased with my translation That you gave me a quiet kiss and a gun   Myriam Saul Myriam Saul Myriam Saul One is short and the other tall Both are called Myriam Saul Although…

The petals and the poem Were smothered almost immediately By the breaking green waves    

I am making a movie about steam locomotives There will be no nudity in my movie  

After the racing we will retire to our sea house Where we will enjoy tea and buttered scones I am sorry to hear that your sailing injury has confined you to Deal But I have always advised you about sailing too close to the Goodwin Sands Give me the Solent any time dear brother she…

Wilton Windmill I am told by the old men of the village That St Andrew was crucified on your dark sails Whether this is true or not is not my concern But today I have been accompanied By The Lucia Jacinta and Francisco Who will sprinkle Holy Water on your master bricks And absolve you…

Those who witnessed the dawn are fading gradually Some remain in small communities under the decorated trees Temperatures are in the nineties Everything is busy but still From my vantage I can hear pan pipes mixed lightly with heavy rock People are dancing near the stones and chanting ancient words Whose meanings were lost over…

I exist near the crossroads Guarding the crosses Of the policemen that died That is my eternity   In 1876 two policemen were murdered by local poachers near the Folly Crossroads on the A338 not far from Hungerford Since the 1920s two crosses have marked the place where they fell

Hilary Lyons sat in her bath in the middle of a cornfield She should have been collecting flowers for the church But because of the heat she had decided to take a bath instead After about an hour the new curate jumped into her bath And began washing her sins from her back Later after…

It usually rains on Fathers Day But not this year The grandies are in their paddling pools In Somerset and Kent Enjoying the home summer waters

Hot Days Ideally one should be near water on hot days such as these A river a pool or even a stream would be agreeable The dog streets of busy towns Should not be considered suitable For the gentlefolk of the placid counties   Hot Days Ideally one should be naked on days such as…