An elderly lady collapsed whilst painting a lamp post And was taken to hospital suffering from heat exhaustion I offered to finish painting the lamp post chocolate brown And was given a large leather glove not suited to the task On a paddle steamer off of the coast of Vietnam An American journalist heard about […]

Cutie Pie Said I am high With a sigh As she removed Her tie

Of late Henry has found himself feeling uncomfortable on his journey to work At first he thought it was a problem that he had acquired A feeling of being smelly and grimy and smelling of shit But it was not him but the many advertisements on the trains On the Central Line he counted eight […]

As August fades the summer seems to be drawing to a close But September is a joker who plays with our emotions Sometimes she is dull and pretends to be grey and cool And then she removes her shirt and joins you on a sunny beach Her humour is not always appreciated by the other […]

I often walk with myself but we take different routes I do not have a favourite colour as I am deaf I prefer the sun to the moon I often weep but have no understanding of the emotion I own six green velvet jackets I have a cat but I do not feed it I […]

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The Flying Moors were a Swiss circus family Who travelled throughout Europe in the years between the wars They were famous for their daring trapeze and high wire acts There is a memorial to the family in a village not far from Bern I am the last survivor of this famous family And have written […]

The damp surfboards are being stacked as the evening draws A lad wearing a red shirt and black shorts is securing them for the night In the distance the jetty is still bathed in sunshine and holidaymakers Are exploring its sea length with a great interest There is something languid about this theatre Nobody is […]

A woman had been attacked near the oilfields And Jesus of Nazareth was the main suspect But I knew this to be untrue as Jesus was a kind and gentle man And was not capable of such an evil It was then that I decided to find the culprit myself I dressed as an itinerant […]

Sakky had purchased an atlas from a bookshop in the mall As she was planning to travel the world But when she opened it Each of its pages were blank The only exception was page twenty-eight Which contained a yellow pencil Plus an invitation from God To redesign the world As his previous model had […]